Love Sux: An Anti-Valentine’s Day Party

Steph Milovic —  January 6, 2014



Rather get a root canal than suffer through another Valentine’s Day? Unfortunately, February 14th is coming whether you like it or not. Yes, it’s that dreaded time of the year when smug couples parade around town exchanging mass-produced sentiments and shoving their fairytale romance down your throat. Instead of sitting on the couch moping with the only men you’ve ever truly loved (Ben & Jerry), we’re inviting singles nationwide to band together in solidarity for our 9th annual Love Sux Party, an Anti-Valentine’s Day Party!

anti-valentines dayOn Friday, February 14th, bring your friends to Howl at the Moon for our Anti-Valentines Day Party! Exchange bad date stories with your friends, sip on our “Ex-Boyfriend” cocktail, and forget about the couples and their sappy relationships for a fun, singles evening. Couples who aren’t up for a Hallmark Valentine’s Day are welcome to join the Love Sux Party as well!

While this is the night to be single, it’s by no means an “I’m single pity party”. This is an uprising and triumph, a cynical celebration! Get rowdy! Bring in a mutilated photo of your ex for a special offer (listed below)! We’ll have sardonic Anti-Valentine’s games with $500 in cash and prizes.

In February, you can’t turn on the radio without a DJ advising you to order flowers and teddy bears before playing a seemingly endless playlist of mushy-gushy love ballads. Our dueling piano players always look forward to our Love Sux Party because they get their chance to drown out the sap with a setlist of Anti-Valentine’s Day songs that will get you dancin! From hit-the-road-Jack tracks to love-is-for-assholes anthems, our dueling pianos will be rockin to warm up your hard little heart!

**Howl at the Moon is a 21+ bar. The Love Sux Party is no exception.**

Anti-Valentines Drink Specials

Baltimore

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 5PM

FREE ADMISSION before 10PM with mutilated ex photo

  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $6 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Baltimore’s Love Sux Party!

Houston

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 5PM

FREE ADMISSION with mutilated ex photo

  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $6 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Houston’s Love Sux Party!

Boston

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 4PM

FREE ADMISSION with mutilated ex photo

  • Ex-Boyfriends
  • $6 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Boston’s Love Sux Party!

Indianapolis

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 5PM

FREE ADMISSION with mutilated ex photo

  • $4 Redd’s Drafts
  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $5 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Indianapolis’ Love Sux Party!

Charlotte

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 5PM

FREE ADMISSION with mutilated ex photo

  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $6 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Charlotte’s Love Sux Party!

Kansas City

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 5PM

FREE ADMISSION with mutilated ex photo

  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $6 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Kansas City’s Love Sux Party!

Chicago

Friday, February 14th

FREE ADMISSION before 10PM with mutilated ex photo

  • $11 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $7 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Chicago’s Love Sux Party!

Louisville

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 5PM

FIRST DRINK ON THE BAND with mutilated ex photo

  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $6 F-Bombs
  • $4 Crafts, excluding Bourbon Infused

CLICK HERE for more information on Louisville’s Love Sux Party!

Denver

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 6PM

FREE ADMISSION before 10PM with mutilated ex photo

  • $10 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $5 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Denver’s Love Sux Party!

Orlando

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 6PM

FREE ADMISSION with mutilated ex photo

  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $5 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Orlando’s Love Sux Party!

Hollywood

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 6PM

FREE ADMISSION with mutilated ex photo

  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $7 F-Bombs
  • $4 Corona & Corona Lights

CLICK HERE for more information on Hollywood’s Love Sux Party!

Philadelphia

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 4PM

FREE ADMISSION before 10PM with mutilated ex photo

  • $9 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $6 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on Philadelphia’s Love Sux Party!

San Antonio

Friday, February 14th
Doors Open at 5PM

FREE ADMISSION with mutilated ex photo

  • $9.25 Ex-Boyfriends
  • $7 F-Bombs

CLICK HERE for more information on San Antonio’s Love Sux Party!

For even more Anti-Valentines Day drink specials, enter to win a free Love Sux happy hour party for you and up to 100 friends!

Like us on Facebook for your chance to win prizes, parties, and hear about the latest and greatest at the “Dueling Piano Bar that Rocks”! Choose your location: Baltimore Boston Charlotte Chicago Denver Hollywood Houston Indianapolis Kansas City Louisville Orlando Philadelphia San Antonio

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