It’s summer time. Have you played kickball until the sun went down? Run through the sprinkler 100 times today, laughing like an idiot each round? Did you eat so many Otter pops that you might puke a rainbow? Didn’t think so. You’ve probably spent most of the summer in front of your computer, looking at cats, eating organic, sugar-free fruit leathers while contemplating buying that plunger for your bathroom today (even though that’s more of a Saturday thing). Being a grown up is stupid. Here’s proof.
things don’t seem as big anymore
Fruit by the foot? More like fruit by the LIES!
your coordination sucks
your imagination took a dump
you forgot how to playground
you find out harsh truths
roller coasters now make you nauseous
playing with your food is frowned upon
doing grown up stuff is hard
your friends aren’t as fun as they used to be