MARTINIS
SOUR APPLE MARTINI (pucker up and HOWL) - Three Olives vodka, sour apple liqueur, sour, and a splash of 7-up
MAI TAI MARTINI (one sip and you're in the islands) - Appleton VX rum, Coruba dark rum, filled with pineapple and orange juice and topped with grenadine
THE CLASSIC (some things are best when their left alone) - Bombay Sapphire gin and dry vermouth
BOND, JAMES BOND MARTINI (you know how it's done. Shaken, not stirred) - Finlandia vodka, dry vermouth
JAKE AND ELWOOD BLUES MARTINI (you don't have to be on a mission from god to enjoy this one) - Bacardi Razz, blue curaco, and lemon-lime sour mix
COSMOPOLITAN (the drink those broads from New York love) - Stoli citrus, triple sec, a splash of lime juice and filled with cranberry juice
RAZZMOPOLITAN (the same sophisticated drink with a new exciting flavor) - Bacardi Razz, triple sec, a splash of lime juice and filled with cranberry juice
TOOTSIE ROLL MARTINIS
GRAPE TOOTSIE ROLL - BOUCHANT ORANGE LIQUER, TRIPLE SEC, UV GRAPE, SPLASH SOUR
ORANGE TOOTSIE ROLL - BOUCHANT ORANGE LIQUER, TRIPLE SEC, UV ORANGE, SPLASH SOUR
RASPBERRY TOOTSIE ROLL - BOUCHANT ORANGE LIQUER, TRIPLE SEC, UV RASPBERRY, SPLASH SOUR
VANILLA TOOTSIE ROLL - BOUCHANT ORANGE LIQUER, TRIPLE SEC, UV VANILLA, SPLASH SOUR
CHERRY TOOTSIE ROLL - BOUCHANT ORANGE LIQUER, TRIPLE SEC, UV CHERRY, SPLASH SOUR
APPLE TOOTSIE ROLL - BOUCHANT ORANGE LIQUER, TRIPLE SEC, UV APPLE, SPLASH SOUR
BOMBS
CHERRY BOMB -
A shot of Three Olives cherry vodka and a splash of grenadine dropped in to Red Bull
JAGER BOMB -
A shot of Jagermeister dropped in to Red Bull
GATOR BOMB -
Stoli citrus and blue curaco in a shot glass dropped in to Red Bull
MS. AMERICAN PIE BOMB -
A shot of Bacardi Big Apple dropped in to Red Bull
CHUCK BERRY BOMB -
A shot of Finlandia Wild berry dropped in to Red Bull
FIESTA BOMB -
A shot of Herra Durra dropped in to Red Bull
BUCKETS
KOOL-AID (just like Mom used to make, only different. OHHHH YEAH!) - Southern Comfort, Disaronno amaretto, melon liqueur, filled with cranberry juice
SOPHISTICATED LONG ISLAND ICE TEA (A L.I.T. made with premium liquors for those with discerning taste) - Finlandia vodka, Beefeater gin, Appleton rum, Pepe Lopez tequila, and triple sec, filled with lemon-lime sour mix, and a splash of coke
ELECTRIC LEMONADE (the most ELECTRIFYING cocktail in nightlife entertainment) - Finlandia vodka, Appleton rum, triple sec, filled with lemon-lime sour mix and a splash of sprite.
HOWLIN' HURRICANE (this one will blow you skirt up) - Bacardi light and dark rum, filled with orange juice, pineapple juice, and a splash of grenadine
BAHAMA MAMA (she's a big mama but she goes down easy)- Malibu, Coruba dark rum, Kahula, Bacardi 151, filled with orange juice, pineapple juice, and a splash of grenadine
JAMACIAN VACATION (don't shoot the sheriff. Have drink and enjoy yourself) - Appleton rum, Malibu, melon liqueur, Bacardi 151, filled with orange juice, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, and sour mix
DON HO'S HAWAIIAN PUNCH (we promise you'll love this bucket but we can't promise that you'll get a leid)- amaretto, peach liquor, Southern Comfort, filled cranberry juice, pineapple juice, and orange juice
SIGNATURE SHOTS
3 WISE MEN - Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Johnny Walker Black
BLOW JOB - Kahula and Bailey's topped with whipped cream
CARROT CAKE - Goldslager, Bailey's, and hazelnut
GORILLA FART - Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey
JELLY BEAN - Bacardi Razz Sambucca, and a Bacardi 151 floater
LIQUID COCAINE - Jagermeister, rumpleminz, and 151
RED DEATH - Finlandia vodka, triple sec, southern comfort, amaretto, sloe gin, lime juice, and orange juice
RUSSIAN QUAALUDE - Stoli vodka, Kahula, Bailey's
SLIPPERY DICK - Bailey's and Bannana liqueur
WOO WOO - Three Olives vodka, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice
MARGARITAS
Our signature margaritas feature Herradura tequila and come with a salted rim.
CADILLAC MARGARITA (it was Elvis' favorite car, now it's your favorite drink) - Herradura Reposado tequila, triple sec, lime juice, filled with lemon-lime sour mix and a splash of orange juice
THE PERFECT MARGARITA (it's perfect. That's all you need to know) - Herradura Silver tequila, Grand Mariner, lime juice, filled with lemon-lime sour mix and a splash of orange juice
THE CROCODILE ROCK MARGARITA (CAUTION! It's big, green, and deadly) - Cabo Wabo Silvere, melon liqueur, filled with lemon-lime sour mix
THE BLUE MOON MARGARITA (try one every now and then) - Herradura Silver tequila, blue curaco, lime juice, filled with lemon-lime sour mix served in a raspberry rimmed glass
PURPLE RAIN RASPBERRY MARGARITA (the Great One's favorite libation) - Herradura Silver tequila, Chambord, filled with lemon-lime sour mix served in a raspberry rimmed glass
THE SIDE CAR (sometimes it's OK to be a passenger) - Courvoisier, triple sec, and a splash of lime juice filled with lemon-lime sour mix
FROZEN
PIANO COLADA - (tickle your taste buds while we tickle the ivory) - A delicious mix of Jamaican Appleton rum and pina colada mix
CHI CHI RODRIGUEZ - (FORE! It's a hole in one) - A twist on the classic pina colada substituting Stoli vodka for Bacardi rum
THE NEIL DIAMOND DAIQUIRI - (it's sweet, Caroline) - Bacardi rum, triple sec, lime juice, and sour mix
STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER DAIQUIRI - (HEY JUDE! This is the best way to end a hard day's night) - Bacardi rum, lime juice, and strawberry daiquiri mix
SON OF A SAILOR FROZEN MARGARITA - (one of Jimmy's favorite boat drinks) - Herra Durra tequila, triple sec, lime juice, and sour mix
LUCILLE - (YOU BITCH! YOU SLUT! YOU WHORE!) - The bottom half is our delicious piano colada and the top half is our strawberry fields forever daiquiri. (Please order these 2 at a time and be patient. Perfection requires patience.)
RUM RUNNER - Appleton rum, Coruba Dark rum, strawberry daiquiri mix, and a splash of pineapple juice
24oz BONEZ
ADM. NELSON RUM RUNNER - ADM. NELSON SPICED RUM, ADM.NELSON COCONUT, BLACK RASPBERRY, OJ, SPLASH CRANBERRY, SPLASH GRENADINE
PERPLEXED COSMO - UV CITRUS, UV ORANGE, COINTREAU, SOUR, SPLASH CRANBERRY
SOUR APPLE SMASH - KENTUCKY TAVERN BOURBON, SOUR APPLE, CRANBERRY JUICE, SPLASH SPRITE
ROCKIN RITA - JUAREZ TEQUILA, COINTREAU, SOUR, SPLASH SPRITE, SPLASH OJ
Sex on the beach - Finlandia vodka, peach schnapps,cranberry juice and orange juice
Just a little sex on the beach - (a low alcohol option for the shy) - Peach schnapps, cranberry juice and orange juice
Sex on the pianos - Malibu rum, pineapple juice, sprite, grenadine
Sex on the bar - Three Olives vodka, melon, razz, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice
Sex on the couch - Finlandia vodka, peach, cranberry juice, and grapefruit juice
Sex with a golden knight - Bacardi 'O', peach, orange, and pineapple juice.
Sex in the pool - Bacardi Razz, peach, blue curaco, pineapple juice, and sprite
Sex on the lawn - Bacardi Big Apple, triple sec, melon, pineapple juice, and sprite
Sex on long island - Stoli vodka, Bombay gin, Bacardi rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix, and coke
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