Posted on July 12, 2013
Happy Friday! When you go out on the weekend trying to have a good time, nothing is worse than having to look out for a drunk friend. In order to have the best time possible this weekend, try to steer clear of the 10 worst types of drunk people, but more importantly try not to become one!
Hi, I’m drunk. This is the perfect time for a deep conversation
When lost, this person can typically be found with their head in the toilet or upchucking in the alley behind the bar. But don’t worry, they’ll likely be back for more. #neverendingcycle
One minute you’re laughing and having the best of times, the next your drinking buddy is uncontrollably sobbing. This person may be crying relationship, family issues, job, etc, but they are most likely crying over absolutely nothing.
Because everyone likes to be called at 3AM to hear incomprehensible yelling.
Sexual orientation goes out the window (as does all self-respect) when the Make Out Bandit is on the prowl, seeking to make out with anyone with lips.
“I’m not even drunk, if I was drunk could I do this?”
Always keep a 3 foot radius…
This drunk thinks they are a lot more exciting then the average person, so their voice must be at a level 110 decibels louder than everyone else at all times.
This drunk is kicked out of the bar around 11PM for falling asleep on the couch outside the bathroom.
This person wanted to start something from the second the booze hit his or her lips. Steer clear, or get head butted.