The 13 Things That Scare The Crap Out Of Us.

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Monsters, zombies, and vampires; step aside. You’re all as scary as kitten hugs compared to these absolutely dreadful, terrifying things. There’s no escaping the horrors that lie below. Read on if you dare.

 

The thing that scare the pants off us

 

1. Forgetting your phone charger as you board a plane

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I can’t even right now.

 

2. Opening up a tube of Pillsbury crescent rolls

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What the hell do they inject into that can?? Here, you do it!

 

3. Throwing up

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I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I’m going to…..

 

4. That blast of air they shoot into your eye at the doctors

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Just scoop out my eyeballs so I never have to do this again. K thanks.

 

5. Having to do math without a phone or calculator

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2+2, carry the 1, divide by…I’ve gone cross-eyed.

 

6. Meeting someone then instantly forgetting their name

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Hey, yeah nice to meet you too….buddy?

 

7. Wearing high heels for the first time in like 3 months

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Who the hell invented these things? Satan!?

 

8. Checking your bank account after a long weekend

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Where’s the reset button?

 

9. Accidentally ripping one in yoga class

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Aaannd that makes the third yoga studio I can’t be caught seen in again…

 

10. Driving someone else’s car

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Jesus take the wheel!

 

11. Going to the basement at night

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Turning off the lights in 3…2….1….RUN LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHING!

 

12. Getting a call from an unknown number

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Someone’s in trouble. Someone got in an accident. I just know it. Oh no, what happened? Hello? Oh hi. Yes I did want to confirm my reservation for tomorrow night.

 

13. Using jumper cables

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Can’t you just buy another car?

Okay, these are more first world problems, but scary none the less! If you want more scares, check out our Howl-0-Ween party!

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