Posted on September 26, 2014
Monsters, zombies, and vampires; step aside. You’re all as scary as kitten hugs compared to these absolutely dreadful, terrifying things. There’s no escaping the horrors that lie below. Read on if you dare.
I can’t even right now.
What the hell do they inject into that can?? Here, you do it!
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I’m going to…..
Just scoop out my eyeballs so I never have to do this again. K thanks.
2+2, carry the 1, divide by…I’ve gone cross-eyed.
Hey, yeah nice to meet you too….buddy?
Who the hell invented these things? Satan!?
Where’s the reset button?
Aaannd that makes the third yoga studio I can’t be caught seen in again…
Jesus take the wheel!
Turning off the lights in 3…2….1….RUN LIKE YOU STOLE SOMETHING!
Someone’s in trouble. Someone got in an accident. I just know it. Oh no, what happened? Hello? Oh hi. Yes I did want to confirm my reservation for tomorrow night.
Can’t you just buy another car?
Okay, these are more first world problems, but scary none the less! If you want more scares, check out our Howl-0-Ween party!