Top 25 Infomercial Fails

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Happy Friday!

You’ve done it again! You’ve made it through another grueling work week. The weekend is here! It’s time to head over to your favorite dueling piano bar, hit the dance floor, and party til you pass out. This weekend, Howl at the Moon’s dueling piano show will be rocking harder than ever. Come on in and request any song (give us a challenge this time guys, we really do play it all) and we’ll rock it. Live music all night, awesome drink specials, and a crazy dance floor… it doesn’t get much better than that. Howl at the Moon does weekends right, come see for yourself tonight!

Until then, we know you have a few more hours of work to push through. We’re here to get you through it! Sometimes life is hard, we just have to deal with it. Hopefully you deal with it better than our infomercial brethren. Man, life is super hard for them. We’ve worked hard to find the top 25 infomercial fails on the internet to warn you of the dangers of mundane life tasks before you hit up the real world this weekend.

Top 25 Infomercial Fails

Did… did you even spill?
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My sugar daddy can’t take off my heels without falling either…
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And then the TV exploded.
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How do I washing?
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Not again!
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There has to be a better way.. maybe a table
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At times, I too get so frustrated with measuring tapes that I just fall down.
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Are you… are you trying to cut bread with a door stop?
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Those corded phones ruin everything
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PIZZA??!! JESUS EFFING CHRIST, MOM!!
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The women at the gym make it look so simple!
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Microwaving is hard.
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NO! Not the sun!
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If you can crack an egg perfectly, this woman will give you a million dollars.
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Every time I use the remote. Every. Freaking. Time.
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Jesus Julia, men hate cleavage!
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That’s the fifth ball this week!
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I can’t even BBQ with my bare hands anymore.
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Come on, Edith, learn how to hot dog!
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Not again milk!
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How do you expect me to hands?!
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Where’d my soda go?
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Shoot, forgot how to use my hands again.
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Washing cars is impossible.
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The solution to snoring? Murder.

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And for good measures, here’s some women laughing with salad.

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